“I Don’t Wanna Be a Pirate.”  Jerry Seinfeld My daughter is a dancer. OK, well she takes dance, shows up for all of the classes and has the costume for the recital, but she’s seven years old. That’s hardly old enough for me to label her a “dancer”, right?  But that is what I hear… read more

Now I know by the title you assume I am talking to my husband, but you would be incorrect (well maybe partially correct).  I often find myself falling backwards onto the couch in the old “Nestea Iced Tea” plunge style at the end of my day. My plunge, however, does not look nearly as graceful as… read more

You’re So Dang Perfect….blah, blah, blah. I pulled up to my girlfriend’s house the other day and I was feeling really good about my accomplishments for the day. I had managed to brush my teeth (even floss) and I actually got out of the house with matching earrings for once. I hate to admit I… read more